the lottery winners

we won the lottery

it was a day like any other

I had been pulling dead rats out of the ceiling

drinking warm water and eating bananas

after work I had a shower,

went to the store

I ran the numbers

then

I was 70 million dollars richer

I bought some coffee

and walked home.

I took off my clothes

and lay naked on the floor

when my wife got home from work

she lay down next to me

we smoked a cigarette

and went to bed.

The next day

we went to a movie

then took a taxi to the airport

and watched people coming and going.

eventually

she let her cute little moustache hairs grow in

and I started wearing cologne

we bought a mule

we named the mule Holmes

and fed it bananas and turnips.

eventually we grew tired of the mule

so we bought it an island, somewhere warmer

where the goats and rats used to run around

until they were relocated to Antigua

and the grasses came back

and the birds

and lizards.

the mule seemed very happy there

and we found it a mate

they did not repopulate.

again, I am late for work.