the latest yoga retreat

standing on a corner

retirees licking ice-cream cones on a park bench

the sea breeze blowing the smell of rotten fish into your kitchen window

dipping into the tub

doing the dishes

eating toast

laying down outside

running for a bus

not looking at your phone

looking at a window and seeing your own reflection

stretching your legs in the dining room

riding a bike in the rain

seagulls drifting

a warm summer day

swimming nude

wearing two different socks

wearing just pants

wearing unjust pants

calling out someones name

no one answering

riding the bus

finding love

falling asleep in public

losing love

loitering at a public entrance

the satisfaction of creating something

even if its shit

using inappropriate words

using words you don’t understand the meaning of

gaining weight

poaching eggs

getting sick

watching squirrels

moving

asking to borrow money

drinking beer

making love

being on a train

feeling regret

having grand delusions

being proud

admitting fault

running through a grass meadow

being constipated

sanding wood

painting a fence

watching a lightning storm

using an electric can opener

voting

not voting

committing a crime

flossing

having cavities

being interrogated

helping someone in need

putting mayonnaise on a sandwich

fixing a bicycle

learning to drive

buying a house

blowing your nose

eating with your mouth open

being ridiculed

feeling brave

kissing while thinking about something else

thinking about sex

premature ejaculation

slip on shoes

wearing a bathrobe

wearing a suit

ruining a suit

finishing a painting

farting

my mom would say, passing gas

peeing standing up

peeing sitting down

hugging a large person

an unwanted kiss

feeling baffled

sitting for an extended period of time, doing nothing

flying in an airplane

using moderation

lying

being excessive

making eye contact

missing someone

avoiding emotion

loosing sleep

seeing the sunrise

watching the sunset

ending something.